Top TSA Security Jokes and Political Cartoons for 2010

Just in time for the end of the year holiday travel period, Opinione is publishing some of the best TSA Security jokes for 2010.



1. "This year marks the first holiday season in which travelers will get molested before they get to their uncle's house." —Seth Meyers

2. "Rush Limbaugh on the radio yesterday told President Obama, 'Keep your hands off my tea bag.' Don't worry, Rush, even special ops couldn't find your tea bag." —Jimmy Kimmel

3. "Have you heard the TSA's new slogan? 'We handle more junk than eBay.'" —Jay Leno

4. "TSA says they are going to crack down on the invasive pat-downs. In fact, one agent was transferred to another parish." —David Letterman

5. From David Letterman's Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a TSA Agent: "In five years, whose pants do I see my hands in?"

6. ‎"You know, if I wanted somebody halfheartedly patting my groin without eye contact, I'd get married." —Seth Meyers

7. "The TSA has issued some special packing tips for travelers before flyling. They say not to bring food, sharp tools, or any shred of dignity." —Jimmy Fallon

8. It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.- The Caucus- The Government and Politics Blog of the New York Times